Luke: Mom here's our new album
Liz: okay honey lets listen to it
Luke: uh... But mom I-
Liz: shhh lets start with this one, "english love affair"
Luke: ...
Liz: *starts the song*
Luke: ...
Liz: ...
Luke: I think I should go-
Liz: LUKE ROBERT HEMMINGS WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
Luke: uh...
Liz: BACKSEAT OF A CAR? DRINKING ALL THE WAY TO THIRD BASE? UP STAIRS AND IT WASNT ENDING THERE??? BUT YOU ARE ONLY 17 OH GOD YOU ARE WRONG IF YOU THINK I'LL LET YOU MAKE A TOUR ALONE WITH THOSE 3 PERVERTS, IN FACT I WILL TOUR WITH YOU FOREVER, DID YOU HEAR ME MR PRINCESS GETTING NAKED?
Luke: *nods*
Liz: agh... all right lets go with the next one "greenlight"
Luke: *jumps out the window*

just spent like good 20 min at your blog, sorry im not sorry

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- Betsey Johnson (via exam)